3.05.2012

You might be undateable if...

UNDATEABLE CHARACTERISTICS, 
ACCORDING TO ME.
Boys,
You might be undateable if...

You post mirror pictures of yourself without a shirt on.
This will never be sexy, no matter how muscular you think you are.

You play the air guitar.
stop it.
You constantly rate women on a scale of 1-10.

Your finger nails are not trimmed.
I might throw up.

You have an excessive amount of back hair...
NO ONE wants to wake up to this. ever.

You wear dad jeans.
These dont flatter anyone.

Ladies,
You might be undateable if...

You insist on wearing a large bow in your hair that matches your outfit.
This is how all males will see you.

You wear shorts where your butt cheek is clearly visible & falling out.
Girls, I'm a fan of short shorts, 
but if you're butt cheeks are hanging out of the bottom, maybe you shouldnt be wearing shorts in the 1st place.


You wear crocs in public.

You cant tell the difference between your skin & a dorrito.
Take it down a notch, or 5.
You've gone days without shaving your armpits or legs.
This actually made me cringe because she looks somewhat proud. ew.

Things are things that people do that guarantee they wont be dating or having sex.


Hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed making it!
<3





33 comments:

  1. that back hair is disgusting. GROSS!!! haha.

    Follow each other?

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  2. haha totally agree with these- especially the crocs one.. whyyy are people trying to make it a normality to wear those in public?

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  3. Oh my goodness. Cracking up!! TOO funny. I'm w/the guys taking pics in the mirror- I feel like I know men in their late twenties who have albums of doing this -- I thought only junior high school gals did that!

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  4. OMG!! I so, so love this!! The hairy back? OMG! I would so have to wax that thing to continue dating. Um...gross. And the tan picture is funny. I just posted something like this on my fb business page for spray tanning :)

    Come link up with us today on my blog :)

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  5. I go days without shaving my legs.. I think that can also be a sign that you're married! :)

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  6. GIIIIIIIIIIIRL! These are HILARIOUS!!! Well done!

    new follower :)! xoxo

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  7. HAHAHAHA. This post made me laugh out loud. CROCS- WHY!?

    XO,
    Erin
    http://erinscurrentlycoveting.blogspot.com

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  8. I dated a guy that was über hairy...everywhere, including his back. It's not hot to cuddle up to a wooly mammoth!

    Great post!

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  9. Yeah that last picture made me cringe too! Thanks a lot Monica! Haha. So I agree with all of these. But I decided that if a guy played air guitar just to be funny - it would probably make me laugh so I decided that one would be okay! Well just as long as he didn't get ALL into it, like the guy in the picture.

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  10. HAHAHA LOVE this - the dad jeans, the cros, the butt cheeks hanging out of the shorts - it's all great and all true!

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  11. LOL! this post made me laugh out loud - hilarious!
    especially the chick with the dorrito face!

    bahahahah.

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  12. haha this post is so funny!!
    xx jes
    your newest follower
    www.twosmuppies.com

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  13. Hahaha, this post cracks me up!

    preethi
    lace, etc.

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  14. OMG - I am dying laughing!! Exactly what I needed on a Monday - thanks!! :)

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  15. Seriously...died laughing! Those were hilarious & so true! New Follower btw :)

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  16. LOL! I totally agree with every single one of them!! Great and creative!!
    xo
    http://stylegod7.blogspot.com

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  17. lol totally agree with these!!

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  18. This is hilarious! I literally made a disgusted noise out loud at work with the back hair. So nasty....these are great. Thanks for sharing!! :)

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  19. haha hands/finger nails get me every time! ugh

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  20. stumbled onto your blog and just wanted to leave you a little blog luv! Def enjoyed reading this post!!so so so true!!

    http://infinitelifefitness.com
    http://mscomposure.blogspot.com

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  21. BEST post ever. So funny and soo true.

    Happy Monday!

    Tab
    my-cliffnotes.blogspot.com

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  22. Ooh my gosh..this made me laugh out loud! All of those are SO unbelievably true!!

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  23. Ugh, the mirror pictures. Majorly creepy! A parent of one of my students tried to friend me on Facebook (weird in itself) and his profile picture was a mirror picture. Um, denied (for more than one reason).

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  24. hahaha sooo true. and scary that you even have to address this.

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  25. Crocs were invented by the devil, and even he doesn't wear them.

    http://www.glamkittenslitterbox.com/
    Twitter: @GlamKitten88

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  26. Hysterical and 100% true! The one about the guys posing shirtless and then taking photos of themselves... eeewww... so not hot.

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  27. Haha this is awesome!
    The Fashion Skeleton!
    Please follow and I'll follow back :-)

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  28. this is why we are friends; just throwing that out there
    i totally love this..this whole post haha
    dad jeans..ew.
    mirror pictures..ew
    untrimmed/dirty nails..ew
    and massive amounts of hair..thats the worst!
    lets be real girls..your butt hanging out of shorts is notttt cute..unless your Miranda kerr..if and only if you are Miranda Kerr.

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  29. I'm guilty of two of these so I'm undateable but that's OK b/c I'm off the market anyway
    In my defense, I don't wear the original style of crocs but rather a ballet style flat
    And when I don't shave I wear pants!

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  30. Hahahahaha may just be one of the best posts I've ever read! Oh, Monica! I've missed reading your blog!

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  31. haha this was too funny! Oh GOD I feel sorry for my husband I am guilty of the "hairy leg syndrome".

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